anniephantom:

labirdgeoiseed:

this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times

I don’t care, fuck you

okay ready

as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.

all of this made him

a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

oh my god

(via rachel-was-distracted-and)

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fishingboatproceeds:

hermionejg:

Sarah’s tumblr is A++++++++++.

She designed the cover of An Abundance of Katherines, she’s a college freshman, and she’s one of my favorite people on tumblr.

(via ithinkimbreakingout)

ilymorgannn:

kanrkri:

fapitfelix:

THIS BOX IS HUGE

AMAZON I ORDERED A COLORING BOOK

AMAZON YOU’RE HIGH

 #They didn’t want to wreck it

hahah wow

cosmicdustt:

meandthedevilblues:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

Wtf did I just read

This is why I come on tumblr everyday

(via somewhere-lost-in-books)

a-bruti:

l-yps:

OMG I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS FOR AGESSSSSSSSS

i loVE THIS GIF

(Source: applecocaine, via baskethead)

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heiditehnerdygirl:

prettyfkedup:

saneininsane:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:

this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

(via kattycakesnj)

the-stylinson-couple:

michelleisnotonfire:

theonewhowrites:

loki-dokey:

postordiea:

bendydicks:

You know how you get those posts with Americans and Brits bickering over freedom and tea and scones and spelling.
And the rest of us who aren’t from either country are just looking on like
oh just kiss already

WE. ARE. NOT. YOUR. OTP

GOD WE HAVE SHIPPERS

Bramerica.

#LIBERTEA

This makes me so happy for some reason

(via cultbuscus)

penice:

alegbra:

penice:

penice:

my wifi adapter is being so shitty i’m gonna kill myself

i’m a ghost now

is that a bedsheet on your head

no i’m a ghost

(via cultbuscus)

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amorous-disposition:

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